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No Sunscreen No Helmets Retro Beach Card

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This nostalgic greeting card features a retro beach photo of kids in snorkel gear with the humorous caption 'No sunscreen. No helmets. No lifeguards. No seatbelts.' Perfect for celebrating birthdays with a funny nod to carefree childhood summers.

Sentiment:
But if you swam within 30 minutes of eating
you were in trouble.

Here's to the good old days!

Happy Birthday